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**The Green Teabagger** · 10-20-2009 07:26 PM

- The broadcast will feature TNA World Heavyweight Champion "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles teaming with Daniels to battle Kevin Nash and Samoa Joe in tag team action!

- What is Sting's future in TNA Wrestling after Bound For Glory? Will there be an update "The Icon" this Thursday on Spike?

- Beer Money, Inc. battles their rivals The British Invasion for the TNA World Tag Team Championship inside the unforgiving and barbaric Six Sides of Steel Cage! Just days after winning the gold in Full Metal Mayhem, The British Invasion must prepare to go back to war on Thursday night!

- Thursday's "iMPACT!" will also feature an Ultimate X Match between The Motor City Machineguns and Lethal Consequences! The high-flying, daredevil Ultimate X Match makes its return to "iMPACT!" on Spike! The winners get a shot at the TNA World Tag Team Championship at Turning Point on November 15!

- After surviving the Ultimate X Match on Sunday, X Division Champion The Amazing Red will take on Homicide on Thursday's broadcast

- In Knockouts action, it will be Awesome Kong facing her former manager Raisha Saeed - Kong wants revenge on Saeed for costing her the Knockouts Title match at Bound For Glory!

All this and much more on Thursday's "iMPACT!" on Spike, including footage from Sunday's "Bound For Glory", the lovely TNA Knockouts, the high-flying superstars of the X Division and so much more!

Kurt Angle > God

Drow, the floor is yours. Wink

**drowgoddess** · 10-21-2009 11:21 AM

So I can pass out on it! Huzzah!!!

**drowgoddess** · 10-21-2009 07:56 PM

The Observer reports that Chris Sabin suffered a neck injury at the "iMPACT" tapings during a match with Team 3D, and it could be a bad stinger or a broken neck, according to the medic. Apparently, Brother Ray botched a move, and Sabin landed very badly on his head. He left the ring under his own power, but at the moment, no one has reported anything else.

....

**drowgoddess** · 10-21-2009 08:04 PM

Ok! PWInsider reports that numerous Orlando sources have confirmed that he's ok. Extremely sore and in a lot of pain from a bad stinger, but ok, and no major injury.

You may return to the jokes that you and I both know that you were going to make.

Smile

**RYTMAN** · 10-22-2009 07:27 PM

(10-21-2009 08:04 PM)drowgoddess Wrote: Ok! PWInsider reports that numerous Orlando sources have confirmed that he's ok. Extremely sore and in a lot of pain from a bad stinger, but ok, and no major injury.

You may return to the jokes that you and I both know that you were going to make.

What jokes? I was scared for Sabin and sad for you.

**drowgoddess** · 10-22-2009 08:08 PM

(10-22-2009 07:27 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(10-21-2009 08:04 PM)drowgoddess Wrote: Ok! PWInsider reports that numerous Orlando sources have confirmed that he's ok. Extremely sore and in a lot of pain from a bad stinger, but ok, and no major injury.

You may return to the jokes that you and I both know that you were going to make.

What jokes? I was scared for Sabin and sad for you.

And that is why you, good sir > everyone else. Smile

**drowgoddess** · 10-22-2009 08:43 PM

Joe, RYTMAN has been banned again for being a closet spambot. Can you fix this? Like, permanently fix this? He's posting a thread on WWI since he can't be here.

**J.T.** · 10-22-2009 08:50 PM

I lifted the ban on him, so he should be ok.

**Legend Killer** · 10-22-2009 09:00 PM

iMPACT or Smackdown vs RAW 2010 or Forza Motorsport 3?

Decisions, decisions.

**J.T.** · 10-22-2009 09:01 PM

(10-22-2009 09:00 PM)Legend Killer Wrote: iMPACT or Smackdown vs RAW 2010 or Forza Motorsport 3?

Decisions, decisions.

I thought you were boycotting WWE?

**drowgoddess** · 10-22-2009 09:01 PM

(10-22-2009 09:00 PM)Legend Killer Wrote: iMPACT or Smackdown vs RAW 2010 or Forza Motorsport 3?

Decisions, decisions.

Tonight's show will rock. Decision made.

**RYTMAN** · 10-22-2009 09:02 PM

I am once again in your debts good people of BWF.
I still wanna fist-fight the douche who set this up.

**drowgoddess** · 10-22-2009 09:02 PM

(10-22-2009 09:01 PM)J.T. Wrote:
(10-22-2009 09:00 PM)Legend Killer Wrote: iMPACT or Smackdown vs RAW 2010 or Forza Motorsport 3?

Decisions, decisions.

I thought you were boycotting WWE?

TV programming. Video games don't count.

**drowgoddess** · 10-22-2009 09:03 PM

Here we go!

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 10-22-2009 09:03 PM

(10-22-2009 08:43 PM)drowgoddess Wrote: Joe, RYTMAN has been banned again for being a closet spambot. Can you fix this? Like, permanently fix this? He's posting a thread on WWI since he can't be here.

idk if there's a way to permanently fix it.

Anyways...

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**RYTMAN** · 10-22-2009 09:03 PM

(Not refering of course, to Joe.)

**J.T.** · 10-22-2009 09:03 PM

Drow just to let you know that you can unban people too. Its in the Mod CP section.

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 10-22-2009 09:03 PM

(10-22-2009 09:02 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: I am once again in your debts good people of BWF.
I still wanna fist-fight the douche who set this up.

posted too fast again?

**The Green Teabagger** · 10-22-2009 09:04 PM

OMG! OMG! OMG! HOLY TRAMPOLINE BEAR SHIT!!!!! Hey look, it's The Greatest Wrestler of All Time, Best Wrestler Alive Today, 38-time World Champion, 171-time Tag Team Champion (157 of which he carried a partner, of those 3 he held with a midget as a partner, one reign where his partner was a blind three-legged alligator with lockjaw, rabies, and hepatitis B, and Spider-Man (contractually obligated to do so by Universal Studios Florida)), The Greatest X-Division Champion of All Time, Greatest IWGP Champion of All Time, former Knockouts Champion, 4-time Winner of the Jeremy Borash Award for TNA's Sexiest Bachelor, Father of the Year, Time Magazine Man of the Year, 3-time Emmy Award Winning, 2-time Grammy Award Winner, Academy Award Nominated, Four Star French Chef, 39-time winner of the Annual Kurt Angle Great American Award (only other time awarded to JBL), Nobel Prize recipient in the fields of Physics and Literature, three-time NHL MVP, Masters Champion, the only person to win a World Series of Poker event with an UNO deck, the only American to ever be Prime Minister of Canada, recipient of the the Lifetime Acheivement Award for Outstanding Accomplishments in the Field of Excellence, the only man to ever beat Chuck Norris in a fight, reigning World Record Holder for eating the most sticks of butter in under eight minutes, once bowled four perfect games in a row then bowled a 400, the face on the $40 bill, American Idol winner, saved a bunch of money by changing his car insurance to Progressive (made Geico Gecko tap out in six minutes), replaced James Guttman as The Black Scorpion in WCW, 4-time Tiddlywinks Champion in Mrs. Biederman's kindergarten class, 2-time Obie award winner for his riveting performances in The Vagina Monologues, Level 80 on Hello Kitty Island Adventure, has America's highest Credit Score (8.6 billion), recieved the NAACP Humanitarian Award for beating up Al Sharpton, can cabbage fart the National Anthem, Adult Video News Award Winner for Best Male Newcomer, Performer of the Year-Gay Video, Transsexual Performer of the Year, Best Anal Sex Scene, Best Oral Sex Scene--Video, Best Threeway Sex Scene--Video, Best Interracial Release, Best Supporting Actor--Film, Best BiSexual/Gay Video, Best Couples Sex Scene (w/Karen Angle), World's Greatest Grandma (has the mug to prove it), who correctly predicted all 63 games of the NCAA Tournament each of the last thirteen years (obviously won every NCAA pool he was in), Tiger Beat Hottie of the Decade, 6-time National Double Dutch champion, 2-time Dancing with the Stars Champion (with both a male and female partner), Pokemon Master (Level 100 Pikachu with Surf and Volt Tackle, bitches), 2-time Hobey Baker Award winner for best NCAA College Hockey player, named Greatest Wrestler of All Time by "Burt Dangle" a completely impartial BNN wrestling newz reporter, Level 80 Human Warrior Full Tier 8 gear on World of Warcraft (named Anglepwns), undefeated Backgammon player, Daytime Emmy Award Winner in the Categories of Talk Show Host (pinned Regis Philbin in eight minutes), Lead Actress In A Drama Series (made Susan Lucci tap out in six minutes), Performer in An Animated Program (snapped that bitch Dora the Explorer's ankle), and Outstanding Drama Series (made the entire cast of Guiding Light tap out in seven minutes, why do you think its being cancelled in September? At least The Young and The Restless held out for ten minutes. Pussies.), former American Gladiator in both the first and second version as well as the Portuguese, French, Vietnamese, Australian, Canadian, and Madagascarian versions (Gladiator name Jupiter), the One True Real Leader of The Main Event Mafia, 78-time Pittsburgh Facebook Wrestling Champion and 24-time Pittsburgh Facebook Hardcore International Champion, 7-time AWA International Television Champion, 8-time National Scrabble Champion, once pitched a complete game no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates---in each inning, he intentionally walked the first two batters and made the third one hit into a triple play (seven of which were unassisted, six of those were by Kurt Angle), winner of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, former MXC champion, current President of Mexico, 5-time California Little League Baseball Champion, CFL Hall of Fame Tight End (only because he considered Quarterback to be too easy), 11-time Golden Globe winner, 4-time UFC Heavyweight Champion (Fuck Brock Lesnar), ended Jeff Jarrett's career and may end up with a major stake in TNA all because some girl he used to fuck likes Slapnuts, owns two Everest Gigayachts (look it up), has three Platinum Rap Albums, ruined Anthony Analog's burrito, hosts a new children's show called Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement, lead actor on the new CBS spinoff CSI: Boise, found Saddam Hussein's spider hole, won Subway's Scrabble Contest to win free Five Dollar Footlong subs for life, who CAN believe its not butter, the only person to ever make Parker Lewis lose, Olympic Gold Medalist, All-Around Super Ultra Mega God, and Kurt BY GAWD Angle!

**RYTMAN** · 10-22-2009 09:04 PM

What?
No "Hey look..." routine?

**RYTMAN** · 10-22-2009 09:05 PM

(10-22-2009 09:04 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: What?
No "Hey look..." routine?

Nevermind.
(Posted too slow that time.)

**RYTMAN** · 10-22-2009 09:07 PM

Why is Angle putting people over?

**RYTMAN** · 10-22-2009 09:08 PM

(10-22-2009 09:07 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Why is Angle putting people over?

And why should we care?

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 10-22-2009 09:08 PM

(10-22-2009 09:04 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote: ...has three Platinum Rap Albums...

Whoa, before you get started
I have something to say

I don't suck, I don't suck
I don't suck, I don't suck
I don't suck, I don't suck
I don't suck, I don't suck

I know one look, is depressing to see
Cause you know, you can't be better than me
Start at the bottom, and long for the top
I'll always be here, to make your dream stop

I've got it all, from head to toe
Looks, brains, class you'll never know
Second place, is the best you'll ever do
Be happy with that before I do worse to you

I don't suck, I don't suck
I don't suck, I don't suck
I don't suck, I don't suck
I don't suck, I don't suck

Envious eyes, just stare at my gold
My life is on fire, and you're ice cold
What could you do, that would ever scare me?
All of you out there I'm a dog, you're a flea
[Unverified]

Anything you can do, I can do better
Even when I rap, I rap more better
It's like this body, when wrapped in leather
Perfection and it gets no better

I rap like I wrestle, the envy of others
The only white rapper in tune with the brothers
Hello Johnny, all eyes on me and if I was you
Best believe, I'd keep my eyes on me

Two hundred plus pounds, of a body splendid
Braggadocious, oh so ferocious, focused
History suspended, skills uncontendable
Live at the top attributes won't stop

Mastered the ring and the mic alike
Eloquent with words, while I move catlike
Hot, ohh, I can't be stopped
And now rap meets rock and it's time that you drop

I don't suck,I don't suck
I don't suck,I don't suck
I don't suck,I don't suck
I don't suck,I don't suck

**The Green Teabagger** · 10-22-2009 09:08 PM

(10-22-2009 09:07 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Why is Angle putting people over?

Easy.

Who else is going to save TNA from the menace of The Main Event Mafia?

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