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**The Green Teabagger** · 09-21-2009 06:16 PM

TNA Wrestling returns to Spike this Thursday night at 9/8c for two hours of Total Nonstop Action featuring the aftermath of Sunday''s "No Surrender" Pay-Per-View event as TNA begins the road to our biggest event of the year, "Bound For Glory" on Sunday, October 18 from California!

- It will be the beginning of a new era on "iMPACT!" as we will hear from NEW TNA World Heavyweight Champion - "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles! What will Styles have to say about his historic victory for the gold? Join us on Thursday night for the big celebration as the new champ arrives!

- After defeating Rhino on Sunday night at "No Surrender", "The Boss" Bobby Lashley will make his "iMPACT!" in-ring debut this Thursday night!

- The Main Event of "iMPACT!" will feature Scott Steiner and Booker T of The Main Event Mafia defending the TNA World Tag Team Championship against the tandem of Mick Foley and Abyss!

- Also on the broadcast, new TNA Women's Tag Team Champions Taylor Wilde and Sarita will have their first title defense as they put the gold on the line against the dominant alliance of Women's Champion ODB and Tara!

- Plus, after their war at Sunday's Pay-Per-View, "The Pope" D'Angeloe Dinero will take on Suicide in a Street Fight

All this and much more on Thursday's TNA "iMPACT!" on Spike starting at 9/8c, plus news on "Bound For Glory"

No joking up the preview this time, mainly because I think for the first time since he signed with them...Kurt Angle is not even mentioned in the preview. I had to read it three times to make sure.

What are the odds that A.J. Styles actually makes it to BFG on October 18th as the champion? There are four shows between now and then. Are they setting up Sting to challenge for the title for the FOURTH year in a row?

To steal a line from that old show Joe Schmo:

What is going awwwwwwwwwwn?

**drowgoddess** · 09-21-2009 07:01 PM

I just can't wait to see the new intro!

**The Green Teabagger** · 09-21-2009 11:40 PM

(09-21-2009 07:01 PM)drowgoddess Wrote: I just can't wait to see the new intro!

Oh, all I'm really doing is lowering the size of the 38.

What I do before that......well..... Cool

**The Green Teabagger** · 09-24-2009 06:08 PM

(09-21-2009 11:40 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(09-21-2009 07:01 PM)drowgoddess Wrote: I just can't wait to see the new intro!

Oh, all I'm really doing is lowering the size of the 38.

What I do before that......well.....

OK, uhhhh....this is awkward.

I was planning on doing the somewhat long-awaited third COPS TNA! tonight. There was one huge problem that I realized after I read through it.

It sucked.

It REALLY sucked.

It Prince Justice Brotherhood sucked.

It's been really hard to find a way to top Officer JT tasering Eric Young's balls. SIDE NOTE: TNA stole that bit from me when they had Kevin Nash taser Abyss in the balls. As a proper apology from TNA, I will take $5,000 and a weekend with Daffney and/or Alissa Flash. I await their response.

Anyway, I'm not going to put out a COPS TNA just to do it when its going to suck and I haven't really had the time to put some thought into it. Next week, I will. I will have a good one for next week....barring stupid shit.

**drowgoddess** · 09-24-2009 06:32 PM

We understand, and shall await its arrival with baited breath.

On a side non-TNA note, I have tickets to "Smackdown" and ECW tv tapings on December 8! Pre-sale codes are grand and glorious things. I'll suffer through Batista for CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, possibly Undertaker, possibly Jericho, Christian, Regal, and whoever else has been changed over by the time it happens.

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 09-24-2009 07:47 PM

(09-24-2009 06:32 PM)drowgoddess Wrote: We understand, and shall await its arrival with baited breath.

On a side non-TNA note, I have tickets to "Smackdown" and ECW tv tapings on December 8! Pre-sale codes are grand and glorious things. I'll suffer through Batista for CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, possibly Undertaker, possibly Jericho, Christian, Regal, and whoever else has been changed over by the time it happens.

Ah, Chris Jericho. The one reason to actually be happy about attending RAW next month, barring a terrible fate befalling the WWE Universe and former WWE Tag Team Champions regaining the titles...

**drowgoddess** · 09-24-2009 08:54 PM

(09-24-2009 07:47 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:
(09-24-2009 06:32 PM)drowgoddess Wrote: We understand, and shall await its arrival with baited breath.

On a side non-TNA note, I have tickets to "Smackdown" and ECW tv tapings on December 8! Pre-sale codes are grand and glorious things. I'll suffer through Batista for CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, possibly Undertaker, possibly Jericho, Christian, Regal, and whoever else has been changed over by the time it happens.

Ah, Chris Jericho. The one reason to actually be happy about attending RAW next month, barring a terrible fate befalling the WWE Universe and former WWE Tag Team Champions regaining the titles...

But don't you also have Evan Bourne, The Miz, Kofi, and Swagger?

**drowgoddess** · 09-24-2009 08:55 PM

I've already been planning my signs. There will be a "BWF" sign and a "Triumvirate" sign, among others.

**J.T.** · 09-24-2009 08:58 PM

I may be on and off tonight, I'm ripping some CD's and iTunes is being extremely slow tonight.

**drowgoddess** · 09-24-2009 08:59 PM

(09-24-2009 08:58 PM)J.T. Wrote: I may be on and off tonight, I'm ripping some CD's and iTunes is being extremely slow tonight.

Aren't you on and off most nights?

Tongue

**J.T.** · 09-24-2009 09:00 PM

Triumvirate! Triumvirate! Triumvirate! Triumvirate!

**drowgoddess** · 09-24-2009 09:00 PM

(09-24-2009 09:00 PM)J.T. Wrote: Triumvirate! Triumvirate! Triumvirate! Triumvirate!

Woot!

**J.T.** · 09-24-2009 09:01 PM

Hey they just showed Jeff Jarrett in the intro.

**J.T.** · 09-24-2009 09:01 PM

(09-24-2009 08:59 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:
(09-24-2009 08:58 PM)J.T. Wrote: I may be on and off tonight, I'm ripping some CD's and iTunes is being extremely slow tonight.

Aren't you on and off most nights?

Well you are the one who pay's attention to this crap.

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 09-24-2009 09:02 PM

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**drowgoddess** · 09-24-2009 09:02 PM

I can wait for Lashley's next fight.

Yeah, that's right, I said it. Who wants some!

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 09-24-2009 09:03 PM

**The Green Teabagger** · 09-24-2009 09:04 PM

OMG! OMG! OMG! HOLY TRAMPOLINE BEAR SHIT!!!!! Hey look, it's The Greatest Wrestler of All Time, Best Wrestler Alive Today, 38-time World Champion, 171-time Tag Team Champion (157 of which he carried a partner, of those 3 he held with a midget as a partner, one reign where his partner was a blind three-legged alligator with lockjaw, rabies, and hepatitis B, and Spider-Man (contractually obligated to do so by Universal Studios Florida)), The Greatest X-Division Champion of All Time, Greatest IWGP Champion of All Time, former Knockouts Champion, 4-time Winner of the Jeremy Borash Award for TNA's Sexiest Bachelor, Father of the Year, Time Magazine Man of the Year, 3-time Emmy Award Winning, 2-time Grammy Award Winner, Academy Award Nominated, Four Star French Chef, 39-time winner of the Annual Kurt Angle Great American Award (only other time awarded to JBL), Nobel Prize recipient in the fields of Physics and Literature, three-time NHL MVP, Masters Champion, the only person to win a World Series of Poker event with an UNO deck, the only American to ever be Prime Minister of Canada, recipient of the the Lifetime Acheivement Award for Outstanding Accomplishments in the Field of Excellence, the only man to ever beat Chuck Norris in a fight, reigning World Record Holder for eating the most sticks of butter in under eight minutes, once bowled four perfect games in a row then bowled a 400, the face on the $40 bill, American Idol winner, saved a bunch of money by changing his car insurance to Progressive (made Geico Gecko tap out in six minutes), replaced James Guttman as The Black Scorpion in WCW, 4-time Tiddlywinks Champion in Mrs. Biederman's kindergarten class, 2-time Obie award winner for his riveting performances in The Vagina Monologues, Level 80 on Hello Kitty Island Adventure, has America's highest Credit Score (9 billion--moved up since getting his belt back), recieved the NAACP Humanitarian Award for beating up Al Sharpton, can cabbage fart the National Anthem, Adult Video News Award Winner for Best Male Newcomer, Performer of the Year-Gay Video, Transsexual Performer of the Year, Best Anal Sex Scene, Best Oral Sex Scene--Video, Best Threeway Sex Scene--Video, Best Interracial Release, Best Supporting Actor--Film, Best BiSexual/Gay Video, Best Couples Sex Scene (w/Karen Angle), World's Greatest Grandma (has the mug to prove it), who correctly predicted all 63 games of the NCAA Tournament each of the last thirteen years (obviously won every NCAA pool he was in), Tiger Beat Hottie of the Decade, 6-time National Double Dutch champion, 2-time Dancing with the Stars Champion (with both a male and female partner), Pokemon Master (Level 100 Pikachu with Surf and Volt Tackle, bitches), 2-time Hobey Baker Award winner for best NCAA College Hockey player, named Greatest Wrestler of All Time by "Burt Dangle" a completely impartial BNN wrestling newz reporter, Level 80 Human Warrior Full Tier 8 gear on World of Warcraft (named Anglepwns), undefeated Backgammon player, Daytime Emmy Award Winner in the Categories of Talk Show Host (pinned Regis Philbin in eight minutes), Lead Actress In A Drama Series (made Susan Lucci tap out in six minutes), Performer in An Animated Program (snapped that bitch Dora the Explorer's ankle), and Outstanding Drama Series (made the entire cast of Guiding Light tap out in seven minutes, why do you think its being cancelled in September? At least The Young and The Restless held out for ten minutes. Pussies.), former American Gladiator in both the first and second version as well as the Portuguese, French, Vietnamese, Australian, Canadian, and Madagascarian versions (Gladiator name Jupiter), the One True Real Leader of The Main Event Mafia, 74-time Pittsburgh Facebook Wrestling Champion and 24-time Pittsburgh Facebook Hardcore International Champion, 7-time AWA International Television Champion, 8-time National Scrabble Champion, once pitched a complete game no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates---in each inning, he intentionally walked the first two batters and made the third one hit into a triple play (seven of which were unassisted, six of those were by Kurt Angle), winner of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, former MXC champion, current President of Mexico, 5-time California Little League Baseball Champion, CFL Hall of Fame Tight End (only because he considered Quarterback to be too easy), 11-time Golden Globe winner, 4-time UFC Heavyweight Champion (Fuck Brock Lesnar), ended Jeff Jarrett's career and may end up with a major stake in TNA all because some girl he used to fuck likes Slapnuts, owns two Everest Gigayachts (look it up), has three Platinum Rap Albums, ruined Anthony Analog's burrito, hosts a new children's show called Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement, lead actor on the new CBS spinoff CSI: Boise, found Saddam Hussein's spider hole, won Subway's Scrabble Contest to win free Five Dollar Footlong subs for life, Olympic Gold Medalist, All-Around Super Ultra Mega God, Kurt BY GAWD Angle!

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 09-24-2009 09:04 PM

"WHERE'S YOUR BELT? WHERE'S YOUR BELT? WHERE'S YOUR BELT?"

gotta love the TNAtion.

**RYTMAN** · 09-24-2009 09:05 PM

And we're getting my fued!

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 09-24-2009 09:07 PM

Eric Young is Kurt Angle's hero

**J.T.** · 09-24-2009 09:07 PM

Who's Who? they both look allke.

**RYTMAN** · 09-24-2009 09:07 PM

Young calls out Angle?
Let the hate-on-gasim begin.

**J.T.** · 09-24-2009 09:12 PM

Hey, if you guy's want to do a roundtable for "Hell In A Cell" let me know.

**RYTMAN** · 09-24-2009 09:12 PM

Okie doke
who says Kurt double crosses Young?
(Who doesn't?)

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