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Impact 9//24/09: WAIT...Angle's not the champ? I'm confused
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Impact 9//24/09: WAIT...Angle's not the champ? I'm confused
TNA Wrestling returns to Spike this Thursday night at 9/8c for two hours of Total Nonstop Action featuring the aftermath of Sunday''s "No Surrender" Pay-Per-View event as TNA begins the road to our biggest event of the year, "Bound For Glory" on Sunday, October 18 from California!

- It will be the beginning of a new era on "iMPACT!" as we will hear from NEW TNA World Heavyweight Champion - "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles! What will Styles have to say about his historic victory for the gold? Join us on Thursday night for the big celebration as the new champ arrives!

- After defeating Rhino on Sunday night at "No Surrender", "The Boss" Bobby Lashley will make his "iMPACT!" in-ring debut this Thursday night!

- The Main Event of "iMPACT!" will feature Scott Steiner and Booker T of The Main Event Mafia defending the TNA World Tag Team Championship against the tandem of Mick Foley and Abyss!

- Also on the broadcast, new TNA Women's Tag Team Champions Taylor Wilde and Sarita will have their first title defense as they put the gold on the line against the dominant alliance of Women's Champion ODB and Tara!

- Plus, after their war at Sunday's Pay-Per-View, "The Pope" D'Angeloe Dinero will take on Suicide in a Street Fight

All this and much more on Thursday's TNA "iMPACT!" on Spike starting at 9/8c, plus news on "Bound For Glory"


No joking up the preview this time, mainly because I think for the first time since he signed with them...Kurt Angle is not even mentioned in the preview. I had to read it three times to make sure.


What are the odds that A.J. Styles actually makes it to BFG on October 18th as the champion? There are four shows between now and then. Are they setting up Sting to challenge for the title for the FOURTH year in a row?

To steal a line from that old show Joe Schmo:

What is going awwwwwwwwwwn?

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RE: Impact 9//24/09: WAIT...Angle's not the champ? I'm confused
I just can't wait to see the new intro!

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RE: Impact 9//24/09: WAIT...Angle's not the champ? I'm confused
(09-21-2009 07:01 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  I just can't wait to see the new intro!

Oh, all I'm really doing is lowering the size of the 38.

What I do before that......well..... Cool E5000067

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RE: Impact 9//24/09: WAIT...Angle's not the champ? I'm confused
(09-21-2009 11:40 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:  
(09-21-2009 07:01 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  I just can't wait to see the new intro!

Oh, all I'm really doing is lowering the size of the 38.

What I do before that......well..... Cool E5000067

OK, uhhhh....this is awkward.

I was planning on doing the somewhat long-awaited third COPS TNA! tonight. There was one huge problem that I realized after I read through it.

It sucked.

It REALLY sucked.

It Prince Justice Brotherhood sucked.


It's been really hard to find a way to top Officer JT tasering Eric Young's balls. SIDE NOTE: TNA stole that bit from me when they had Kevin Nash taser Abyss in the balls. As a proper apology from TNA, I will take $5,000 and a weekend with Daffney and/or Alissa Flash. I await their response.

Anyway, I'm not going to put out a COPS TNA just to do it when its going to suck and I haven't really had the time to put some thought into it. Next week, I will. I will have a good one for next week....barring stupid shit.

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RE: Impact 9//24/09: WAIT...Angle's not the champ? I'm confused
We understand, and shall await its arrival with baited breath.

On a side non-TNA note, I have tickets to "Smackdown" and ECW tv tapings on December 8! Pre-sale codes are grand and glorious things. I'll suffer through Batista for CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, possibly Undertaker, possibly Jericho, Christian, Regal, and whoever else has been changed over by the time it happens.

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RE: Impact 9//24/09: WAIT...Angle's not the champ? I'm confused
(09-24-2009 06:32 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  We understand, and shall await its arrival with baited breath.

On a side non-TNA note, I have tickets to "Smackdown" and ECW tv tapings on December 8! Pre-sale codes are grand and glorious things. I'll suffer through Batista for CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, possibly Undertaker, possibly Jericho, Christian, Regal, and whoever else has been changed over by the time it happens.

Ah, Chris Jericho. The one reason to actually be happy about attending RAW next month, barring a terrible fate befalling the WWE Universe and former WWE Tag Team Champions regaining the titles...

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(09-24-2009 07:47 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  
(09-24-2009 06:32 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  We understand, and shall await its arrival with baited breath.

On a side non-TNA note, I have tickets to "Smackdown" and ECW tv tapings on December 8! Pre-sale codes are grand and glorious things. I'll suffer through Batista for CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, possibly Undertaker, possibly Jericho, Christian, Regal, and whoever else has been changed over by the time it happens.

Ah, Chris Jericho. The one reason to actually be happy about attending RAW next month, barring a terrible fate befalling the WWE Universe and former WWE Tag Team Champions regaining the titles...

But don't you also have Evan Bourne, The Miz, Kofi, and Swagger?

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I've already been planning my signs. There will be a "BWF" sign and a "Triumvirate" sign, among others.

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I may be on and off tonight, I'm ripping some CD's and iTunes is being extremely slow tonight.

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(09-24-2009 08:58 PM)J.T. Wrote:  I may be on and off tonight, I'm ripping some CD's and iTunes is being extremely slow tonight.

Aren't you on and off most nights?

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Triumvirate! Triumvirate! Triumvirate! Triumvirate!

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(09-24-2009 09:00 PM)J.T. Wrote:  Triumvirate! Triumvirate! Triumvirate! Triumvirate!

Woot!

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Hey they just showed Jeff Jarrett in the intro.

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(09-24-2009 08:59 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  
(09-24-2009 08:58 PM)J.T. Wrote:  I may be on and off tonight, I'm ripping some CD's and iTunes is being extremely slow tonight.

Aren't you on and off most nights?

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Well you are the one who pay's attention to this crap.

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I can wait for Lashley's next fight.

Yeah, that's right, I said it. Who wants some!

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And we're getting my fued!
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Eric Young is Kurt Angle's hero

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Who's Who? they both look allke.

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Young calls out Angle?
Let the hate-on-gasim begin.
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Hey, if you guy's want to do a roundtable for "Hell In A Cell" let me know.

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Okie doke
who says Kurt double crosses Young?
(Who doesn't?)
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