The following is a preview of what is scheduled for the huge broadcast (card subject to change on Kurt Angle's say so)

- The main event of Thursday's "iMPACT!" will feature "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan taking on X Division Champion Samoa Joe! More importantly than all of that, your TNA World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle will be doing guest commentary for the bout! Mike Tenay will not be allowed to speak unless spoken to, and there will be plenty of close-ups of Kurt Angle, the TNA World Title belt, and the burrito he ruined that belonged to Anthony.Analog TONIGHT! The ratings will certainly get up to 1.5 for this one.

- In another huge match, the TNA Legend's Championship will be on the line in a rematch between Kevin Nash of The Main Event Mafia and Mick Foley! Yawn. Angle isn't doing commentary for this one.

- Plus, the semi-finals of the Knockouts Tag Team Tournament will take place to crown the first-ever TNA Women's Tag Team Champions! You can guess how many of these ladies Kurt Angle has slept with or had threesomes with.

All this and much more on Thursday's TNA Wrestling "iMPACT!" on SpikeTV at 9/8c, including more news on "No Surrender" and more of your favorite TNA Wrestling Superstars such as Bobby Lashley, Kurt Angle, Team 3D, Suicide, Kurt Angle, Sting, Beer Money, D'Angelo Dinero, Kurt Angle, and many more!

INCLUDING KURT ANGLE!


BTW, the semifinals are....

Awesome Kong and the Glittery Syrian Raisha Saeed against Taylor Wilder and Sarita (Team Awesome Sauce was robbed )

Tara and Christy Hemme against The Beautiful People (or at least Vel Vel, depending on when it was taped)

I'm set up for the review. Please turn up here, as I can't stomach the TNA thread on our buddy site just now. This too shall pass.

Oh, don't forget to PM me your ppv predictions and comments for "No Surrender." Here's what has been announced thus far, with more to come tonight:

World Heavyweight Championship match
Sting vs. AJ Styles vs. Matt Morgan vs. Kurt Angle (ch)

"The Boss" Bobby Lashley vs. Rhino

X-Division Championship match
Daniels vs. Samoa Joe (ch)

"Lethal Lockdown" tag team cage match (Is this for the titles? I'm uncertain.)
Beer Money vs. The British Invasion vs. Team 3D vs. Booker T & Scott Steiner (ch)

"$50,000 Bounty vs. Legends Championship" (At least I think it's cash vs title.)
Abyss vs. Kevin Nash

That's five matches. I expect three more. ODB vs. Cody Deaner for the Knockouts Championship was announced weeks ago, but isn't posted. That leaves two more matches announced tonight, probably.

(09-17-2009 07:25 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  I'm set up for the review. Please turn up here, as I can't stomach the TNA thread on our buddy site just now. This too shall pass.

I thought I was on this tonight?

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(09-17-2009 08:16 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  

(09-17-2009 07:25 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  I'm set up for the review. Please turn up here, as I can't stomach the TNA thread on our buddy site just now. This too shall pass.

I thought I was on this tonight?

Oh, I posted that my Open House got canceled yesterday, so I'd do it. It's cool, I've already started it anyway. I thought that you knew. Sorry!

(09-17-2009 08:18 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  

(09-17-2009 08:16 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  

(09-17-2009 07:25 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  I'm set up for the review. Please turn up here, as I can't stomach the TNA thread on our buddy site just now. This too shall pass.

I thought I was on this tonight?

Oh, I posted that my Open House got canceled yesterday, so I'd do it. It's cool, I've already started it anyway. I thought that you knew. Sorry!

Ah. Works for me

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And I checked. Your RAW, for which I do the real-time again, is in fact on CM Punk's birthday.

(09-17-2009 08:25 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  And I checked. Your RAW, for which I do the real-time again, is in fact on CM Punk's birthday.

damn - too bad I'm at RAW and not SmackDown, huh?

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(09-17-2009 08:30 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  

(09-17-2009 08:25 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  And I checked. Your RAW, for which I do the real-time again, is in fact on CM Punk's birthday.

damn - too bad I'm at RAW and not SmackDown, huh?

Until recently, I would have thought that anyway.

what are the matches for the PPV? I'll send you my predictions

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(09-17-2009 07:32 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  Oh, don't forget to PM me your ppv predictions and comments for "No Surrender." Here's what has been announced thus far, with more to come tonight:

World Heavyweight Championship match
Sting vs. AJ Styles vs. Matt Morgan vs. Kurt Angle (ch)

"The Boss" Bobby Lashley vs. Rhino

X-Division Championship match
Daniels vs. Samoa Joe (ch)

"Lethal Lockdown" tag team cage match (Is this for the titles? I'm uncertain.)
Beer Money vs. The British Invasion vs. Team 3D vs. Booker T & Scott Steiner (ch)

"$50,000 Bounty vs. Legends Championship" (At least I think it's cash vs title.)
Abyss vs. Kevin Nash

That's five matches. I expect three more. ODB vs. Cody Deaner for the Knockouts Championship was announced weeks ago, but isn't posted. That leaves two more matches announced tonight, probably.

This is what I posted earlier.

(09-17-2009 08:39 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  

(09-17-2009 07:32 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  Oh, don't forget to PM me your ppv predictions and comments for "No Surrender." Here's what has been announced thus far, with more to come tonight:

World Heavyweight Championship match
Sting vs. AJ Styles vs. Matt Morgan vs. Kurt Angle (ch)

"The Boss" Bobby Lashley vs. Rhino

X-Division Championship match
Daniels vs. Samoa Joe (ch)

"Lethal Lockdown" tag team cage match (Is this for the titles? I'm uncertain.)
Beer Money vs. The British Invasion vs. Team 3D vs. Booker T & Scott Steiner (ch)

"$50,000 Bounty vs. Legends Championship" (At least I think it's cash vs title.)
Abyss vs. Kevin Nash

That's five matches. I expect three more. ODB vs. Cody Deaner for the Knockouts Championship was announced weeks ago, but isn't posted. That leaves two more matches announced tonight, probably.

This is what I posted earlier.

I'm totally not paying attention, apparently. Not sure how I missed that.

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It's ok. It's the end of the week, and you work nights. You're allowed.

AJ's wife had their third kid today or yesterday. A boy.

(09-17-2009 08:42 PM)drowgoddess Wrote:  AJ's wife had their third kid today or yesterday. A boy.

I just read. Congrats to AJ and his family!

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oh shit, it's that time already!

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KANYE WEST = DOUCHEBAG

er, I mean

TRIUMVIRATE! TRIUMVIRATE! TRIUMVIRATE!

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KANYE WEST = DOUCHEBAG
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(09-17-2009 09:01 PM)J.T. Wrote:  KANYE WEST = DOUCHE...

Kanye West Wrote:I'm very happy for you, JT, and I'm-a let you finish, but Chad Kroeger is one of the biggest douchebags of all time! Of all time!

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We're here then?

(09-17-2009 09:02 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  

(09-17-2009 09:01 PM)J.T. Wrote:  KANYE WEST = DOUCHE...

Kanye West Wrote:I'm very happy for you, JT, and I'm-a let you finish, but Chad Kroeger is one of the biggest douchebags of all time! Of all time!

Well yeah, but Kanye is the biggest of them all!

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I should sue for gimmick infringement. SoJo. Psh.

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(09-17-2009 09:04 PM)Legend Killer Wrote:  We're here then?

Every Thursday Night.

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I thought she got fired?

*turns around* didn't you Angel?

(09-17-2009 09:04 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  

(09-17-2009 09:04 PM)Legend Killer Wrote:  We're here then?

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