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"iMPACT" 8/20/09
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"iMPACT" 8/20/09
Well, no one has started one, so here we go!

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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
Here's the preview:
Quote:- We'll hear from still TNA World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle and the members of the Main Event Mafia, who continued to dominate TNA Wrestling at the Pay-Per-View (as if we'd have it any different), with Kevin Nash capturing the Legends Title, Samoa Joe winning the X Championship and Booker T & Scott Steiner retaining the Tag Team gold!

- Speaking of the Mafia, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan is hellbent on getting revenge on Kurt Angle for what happened in Sunday's main event. Can Matt Morgan and TNA World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle co-exist in TNA Wrestling? Well as long as Morgan continues to do what Kurt Angle says they will.

- "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles has informed TNA Management that he plans to make a major announcement on Thursday night during the broadcast. He will say "Kurt Angle is good, Kurt Angle is Great. I surrender my will as of this date!"

- Thursday night will also feature the "iMPACT!" debut of future X-Division champion TNA newcomer "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero. Who? Oh he's a former WWE guy, so he'll be in the mian event tonight.

- We'll hear from Angelina Love on the broadcast - not only about her being Kahn's sloppy seconds title loss to ODB on Sunday, but about the apparent problems within the Beautiful People as well!

- Plus, in Knockouts action, it will be Awesome Kong vs. Sarita vs. Christy Hemme vs. Traci. Not really we taped over this segment with some hilarious Kurt backstage footage.

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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
Where am I?

Who are all you people?

What the hell is going on here?
08-20-2009 08:38 PM
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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
Hail to "The" Green Teabagger. I bid you welcome.
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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
(08-20-2009 08:38 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:  Where am I?

Who are all you people?

What the hell is going on here?

The G-Bag is here - Now it feels like the iMPACT! thread!

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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
(08-20-2009 07:25 PM)J.T. Wrote:  Here's the preview:
Quote:- We'll hear from still TNA World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle and the members of the Main Event Mafia, who continued to dominate TNA Wrestling at the Pay-Per-View (as if we'd have it any different), with Kevin Nash capturing the Legends Title, Samoa Joe winning the X Championship and Booker T & Scott Steiner retaining the Tag Team gold!

- Speaking of the Mafia, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan is hellbent on getting revenge on Kurt Angle for what happened in Sunday's main event. Can Matt Morgan and TNA World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle co-exist in TNA Wrestling? Well as long as Morgan continues to do what Kurt Angle says they will.

- "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles has informed TNA Management that he plans to make a major announcement on Thursday night during the broadcast. He will say "Kurt Angle is good, Kurt Angle is Great. I surrender my will as of this date!"

- Thursday night will also feature the "iMPACT!" debut of future X-Division champion TNA newcomer "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero. Who? Oh he's a former WWE guy, so he'll be in the mian event tonight.

- We'll hear from Angelina Love on the broadcast - not only about her being Kahn's sloppy seconds title loss to ODB on Sunday, but about the apparent problems within the Beautiful People as well!

- Plus, in Knockouts action, it will be Awesome Kong vs. Sarita vs. Christy Hemme vs. Traci. Not really we taped over this segment with some hilarious Kurt backstage footage.

Interestingly enough, I read the spoilers and at least one of these things didn't happen. I'd post the spoiler here, but I just realized we don't have a spoiler tag here - yet.

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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
Hey Joe ...Nice victory Tuesday night ...You withstood a barrage of shots, I must have had about 8 PP's ..Miller was a wall..
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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
I bet its Dinero's debut. After all, X-Division matches take away precious time from the Main Event Mafia and Kurt Angle.

Can't have that. Angle might start stalking the producers.

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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
(08-20-2009 08:51 PM)AyatollahBlassie Wrote:  Hey Joe ...Nice victory Tuesday night ...You withstood a barrage of shots, I must have had about 8 PP's ..Miller was a wall..

I don't know how I managed to pull out the victory in that game - particularly with all the PKs I had to deal with. Have you played the NHL 10 Demo yet?

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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
(08-20-2009 08:53 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:  I bet its Dinero's debut. After all, X-Division matches take away precious time from the Main Event Mafia and Kurt Angle.

Can't have that. Angle might start stalking the producers.

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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
(08-20-2009 08:48 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  
(08-20-2009 07:25 PM)J.T. Wrote:  Here's the preview:
Quote:- We'll hear from still TNA World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle and the members of the Main Event Mafia, who continued to dominate TNA Wrestling at the Pay-Per-View (as if we'd have it any different), with Kevin Nash capturing the Legends Title, Samoa Joe winning the X Championship and Booker T & Scott Steiner retaining the Tag Team gold!

- Speaking of the Mafia, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan is hellbent on getting revenge on Kurt Angle for what happened in Sunday's main event. Can Matt Morgan and TNA World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle co-exist in TNA Wrestling? Well as long as Morgan continues to do what Kurt Angle says they will.

- "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles has informed TNA Management that he plans to make a major announcement on Thursday night during the broadcast. He will say "Kurt Angle is good, Kurt Angle is Great. I surrender my will as of this date!"

- Thursday night will also feature the "iMPACT!" debut of future X-Division champion TNA newcomer "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero. Who? Oh he's a former WWE guy, so he'll be in the mian event tonight.

- We'll hear from Angelina Love on the broadcast - not only about her being Kahn's sloppy seconds title loss to ODB on Sunday, but about the apparent problems within the Beautiful People as well!

- Plus, in Knockouts action, it will be Awesome Kong vs. Sarita vs. Christy Hemme vs. Traci. Not really we taped over this segment with some hilarious Kurt backstage footage.

Interestingly enough, I read the spoilers and at least one of these things didn't happen. I'd post the spoiler here, but I just realized we don't have a spoiler tag here - yet.


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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
(08-20-2009 08:48 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  
(08-20-2009 07:25 PM)J.T. Wrote:  Here's the preview:
Quote:- We'll hear from still TNA World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle and the members of the Main Event Mafia, who continued to dominate TNA Wrestling at the Pay-Per-View (as if we'd have it any different), with Kevin Nash capturing the Legends Title, Samoa Joe winning the X Championship and Booker T & Scott Steiner retaining the Tag Team gold!

- Speaking of the Mafia, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan is hellbent on getting revenge on Kurt Angle for what happened in Sunday's main event. Can Matt Morgan and TNA World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle co-exist in TNA Wrestling? Well as long as Morgan continues to do what Kurt Angle says they will.

- "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles has informed TNA Management that he plans to make a major announcement on Thursday night during the broadcast. He will say "Kurt Angle is good, Kurt Angle is Great. I surrender my will as of this date!"

- Thursday night will also feature the "iMPACT!" debut of future X-Division champion TNA newcomer "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero. Who? Oh he's a former WWE guy, so he'll be in the mian event tonight.

- We'll hear from Angelina Love on the broadcast - not only about her being Kahn's sloppy seconds title loss to ODB on Sunday, but about the apparent problems within the Beautiful People as well!

- Plus, in Knockouts action, it will be Awesome Kong vs. Sarita vs. Christy Hemme vs. Traci. Not really we taped over this segment with some hilarious Kurt backstage footage.

Interestingly enough, I read the spoilers and at least one of these things didn't happen. I'd post the spoiler here, but I just realized we don't have a spoiler tag here - yet.

That's ok, we don't need spoilers here. They only ruin things.

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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
(08-20-2009 08:56 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  
(08-20-2009 08:51 PM)AyatollahBlassie Wrote:  Hey Joe ...Nice victory Tuesday night ...You withstood a barrage of shots, I must have had about 8 PP's ..Miller was a wall..

I don't know how I managed to pull out the victory in that game - particularly with all the PKs I had to deal with. Have you played the NHL 10 Demo yet?

No, not yet ..how about you? ...

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Triumvirate! Triumvirate! Triumvirate! Triumvirate!

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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
(08-20-2009 08:59 PM)AyatollahBlassie Wrote:  
(08-20-2009 08:56 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  
(08-20-2009 08:51 PM)AyatollahBlassie Wrote:  Hey Joe ...Nice victory Tuesday night ...You withstood a barrage of shots, I must have had about 8 PP's ..Miller was a wall..

I don't know how I managed to pull out the victory in that game - particularly with all the PKs I had to deal with. Have you played the NHL 10 Demo yet?

No, not yet ..how about you? ...

There's an NHL 10 demo?

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I'm to assume that no thread was started over at the other message board?

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Angle better show up.

I changed the intro and I'm not waiting

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RE: "iMPACT" 8/20/09
(08-20-2009 09:00 PM)Legend Killer Wrote:  
(08-20-2009 08:59 PM)AyatollahBlassie Wrote:  
(08-20-2009 08:56 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  
(08-20-2009 08:51 PM)AyatollahBlassie Wrote:  Hey Joe ...Nice victory Tuesday night ...You withstood a barrage of shots, I must have had about 8 PP's ..Miller was a wall..

I don't know how I managed to pull out the victory in that game - particularly with all the PKs I had to deal with. Have you played the NHL 10 Demo yet?

No, not yet ..how about you? ...

There's an NHL 10 demo?

I just got it earlier today, not sure when, exactly, it came out. It's even more realistic, play wise. The board play is better, you can pin an opposing player up against the boards and fight for the puck. Plus you can start fights after the whistle. The fighting system isn't all that great, but that's been the story since NHL 08.

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(08-20-2009 09:02 PM)J.T. Wrote:  I'm to assume that no thread was started over at the other message board?

If there was, somebody needs to post there and tell anybody that accidentally wanders over there that the cool people are all over here now

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No Don West??? ...That sucks, he was really getting good as a heel color man ....

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(08-20-2009 09:04 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  
(08-20-2009 09:02 PM)J.T. Wrote:  I'm to assume that no thread was started over at the other message board?

If there was, somebody needs to post there and tell anybody that accidentally wanders over there that the cool people are all over here now

That explains the lack of Aaron Wood.



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