(07-22-2010 09:28 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:  Did I scare off Drow w/the feminine hygine gag?

Nah, Drow's not easily offended. She's likely watching the show and writing her review, despite not real-timing it.

Which reminds me, this week's power poll is up: http://www.boredwrestlingfan.com/2010/07...2110-kane/

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Kurt Angle time!

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ECW reunion.
Five years ago I would've cared.

There's something wrong about seeing Raven hanging out with Tommy Dreamer.

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CUE INTRO!

That singlet is actually pretty cool for Kurt Angle. He's usually got terrible ring gear.

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Where's the intro?

(07-22-2010 09:34 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:  Where's the intro?

He's not watching the show. He did ask that we let him know when Angle comes on but apparently he's not watching us either,

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OMG! OMG! OMG! HOLY TRAMPOLINE BEAR SHIT!!!!! Hey look, it's The Greatest Wrestler of All Time, Best Wrestler Alive Today, 47-time World Champion, 206-time Tag Team Champion (162 of which he carried a partner, of those 3 he held with a midget as a partner, one reign where his partner was a blind three-legged alligator with lockjaw, rabies, and hepatitis B, and Spider-Man (contractually obligated to do so by Universal Studios Florida)), The Greatest X-Division Champion of All Time, Greatest IWGP Champion of All Time, former Knockouts Champion, 5-time Winner of the Jeremy Borash Award for TNA's Sexiest Bachelor, Father of the Year, Time Magazine Man of the Year, 3-time Emmy Award Winning, 2-time Grammy Award Winner, Academy Award Nominated, Four Star French Chef, 41-time winner of the Annual Kurt Angle Great American Award (only other time awarded to JBL), Nobel Prize recipient in the fields of Physics and Literature, three-time NHL MVP, Masters Champion, the only person to win a World Series of Poker event with an UNO deck, the only American to ever be Prime Minister of Canada, 3-time recipient of the the Lifetime Acheivement Award for Outstanding Accomplishments in the Field of Excellence, the only man to ever beat Chuck Norris in a fight, reigning World Record Holder for eating the most sticks of butter in under eight minutes, once bowled four perfect games in a row then bowled a 400, the face on the $40 bill, American Idol winner, saved a bunch of money by changing his car insurance to Progressive (made Geico Gecko tap out in six minutes), replaced James Guttman as The Black Scorpion in WCW, 4-time Tiddlywinks Champion in Mrs. Biederman's kindergarten class, 2-time Obie award winner for his riveting performances in The Vagina Monologues, Level 80 on Hello Kitty Island Adventure, has America's highest Credit Score (8.6 billion), recieved the NAACP Humanitarian Award for beating up Al Sharpton, can cabbage fart the National Anthem, Adult Video News Award Winner for Best Male Newcomer, Performer of the Year-Gay Video, Transsexual Performer of the Year, Best Anal Sex Scene, Best Oral Sex Scene--Video, Best Threeway Sex Scene--Video, Best Interracial Release, Best Supporting Actor--Film, Best BiSexual/Gay Video, Best Couples Sex Scene (w/Karen Angle), World's Greatest Grandma (has the mug to prove it), who correctly predicted all 63 games of the NCAA Tournament each of the last thirteen years (obviously won every NCAA pool he was in), Tiger Beat Hottie of the Decade, 6-time National Double Dutch champion, 3-time Dancing with the Stars Champion (with both a male and female partner), Pokemon Master (Level 100 Pikachu with Surf and Volt Tackle, bitches), 2-time Hobey Baker Award winner for best NCAA College Hockey player, named Greatest Wrestler of All Time by "Burt Dangle" a completely impartial BNN wrestling newz reporter, Level 90 Human Warrior Full Tier 14 gear on World of Warcraft (named Anglepwns), undefeated Backgammon player, Daytime Emmy Award Winner in the Categories of Talk Show Host (pinned Regis Philbin in eight minutes), Lead Actress In A Drama Series (made Susan Lucci tap out in six minutes), Performer in An Animated Program (snapped that bitch Dora the Explorer's ankle), and Outstanding Drama Series (made the entire cast of Guiding Light tap out in seven minutes, that's why it was cancelled in September. At least The Young and The Restless held out for ten minutes. Pussies.), former American Gladiator in both the first and second version as well as the Portuguese, French, Vietnamese, Australian, Canadian, and Madagascarian versions (Gladiator name Jupiter), 111-time Pittsburgh Facebook Wrestling Champion and 25-time Pittsburgh Facebook Hardcore International Champion, 7-time AWA International Television Champion, 9-time National Scrabble Champion (would have been ten, but Jack Swagger beat him for his title by bingoing--using all seven tiles--to land the word TRAPEZOID), once pitched a complete game no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates---in each inning, he intentionally walked the first two batters and made the third one hit into a triple play (seven of which were unassisted, six of those were by Kurt Angle), winner of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, current President of Mexico, 5-time California Little League Baseball Champion, CFL Hall of Fame Tight End (only because he considered Quarterback to be too easy), 11-time Golden Globe winner, 4-time UFC Heavyweight Champion (Fuck Brock Lesnar), owns two Everest Gigayachts (look it up), has three Platinum Rap Albums, ruined Anthony Analog's burrito, hosts a new children's show called Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement, lead actor on the new CBS spinoff CSI: Boise, found Saddam Hussein's spider hole, won Subway's Scrabble Contest to win free Five Dollar Footlong subs for life, who CAN believe its not butter, the only person to ever make Parker Lewis lose, can post on Twitter up to 8,482 characters, the only head coach to take a mid-major to a BCS Championship in college football, the only person to ever make that asshole Hulk Hogan tap out, can read your---can read your---yes he can read your Poker Face, won another Olympic Gold Medal in Vancouver '010 in Snowboarding using a Virginia Ham as his snowboard, the only man to ever run the Three Minute Mile........on his hands, the inspiration behind Lindsey Vonn using cheese on her shin to reduce the swelling, made a grizzly bear tap out on the set of The Colbert Report, convicted seventeen criminals during a two-year stint as a St. Louis ADA then as a defense attorney got sixteen of them overturned (the 17th one touched the gold medals without permission so Kurt made sure he is spending the rest of his life in jail for that traffic violation), can order and get beef at Chik-Fil-A, beat Red Dead Redemption already, was the first choice--before turning the roles down--to portray Spiderman, Captain America, Iron Man, Batman, the Joker, The Hulk, and Green Lantern, 11-time North American Thumb Wrestling Champion, discovered China and built The Great Wall by hand in two days, whose TNA action figure already won the third season of NXT (don't ask how, it's Kurt Angle--figure it out), the current owner of the state of Rhode Island, whose intro is too good for the World Wrestling Insanity forums, who comes out to The Impact Zone when he damn well wants to and not when some idiot tells him to, can fit this entire intro onto a Walmart Application, Olympic Gold Medal winning wrestling, and All-Around Super Ultra Mega God Kurt BY GAWD Angle!

Jack Swagger isn't the only one who can put an ankle lock on a Mexican!

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Side Note:
Angle vs. Hernandez on tv. not as stupid an idea as it would've been two years ago.

WHO FUCKING CARES?!?

You couldn't talk to him in the back Nash? You have to come out on TV and waste time that could be going to all of the completely underutilized members of the TNA roster?

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Did he just let Angle walk?

Sorry I was lagging to find it.

Trying to multitask with some e-fed stuff and other nonsense all while I have no TV until Monday.

I'll be back in about 20 minutes. Later guys.

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(07-22-2010 09:40 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:  You have to come out on TV and waste time that could be going to all of the completely underutilized members of the TNA roster?

Of course he does.

Seriously, what does this have to do with anything?

Nice analogy.

WHAT LOG IN THE PUNCH BOWL!?!?!?
(And this is a terrible analogy.)

IS THERE A REASON THE YOUNG GUYS CAN'T COME OUT AND STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES?

You might as well....

(07-22-2010 09:47 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:  IS THERE A REASON THE YOUNG GUYS CAN'T COME OUT AND STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES?

Because they're young?

Pot 2, Kettle 1.
Maybe, I give a fuck.

So did Nash quit or not?