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**The Green Teabagger** · 05-20-2010 07:42 PM

Two hours of Total Nonstop Action every Thursday night! Got a viewing conflict? No problem. Just be sure and set your DVR for TNA’s Thursday iMPACT! so you won’t miss one minute of non-stop action.

- This Thursday night, witness the aftermath of the "Sacrifice" Pay-Per-View event!

- In huge news, Olympic Gold Medalist and multi-time World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle will make his return to TNA "iMPACT!" this week! Will Angle begin his hunt to reclaim the TNA World Heavyweight Title?

- Reigning TNA World Heavyweight Champion Rob Van Dam will appear! RVD retained the gold on Sunday night against AJ Styles - what's next for the champ? Kurt Angle, you idiot.

- What will Hulk Hogan have to say about Sting's brutal attack on Jeff Jarrett at the Pay-Per-View? Can Hogan put a stop to Sting's path of destruction in TNA? Who gives a fuck?

- The broadcast will feature a major update on the TNA Top Contenders Ranking System! Who will be the next Superstar to get a shot at Rob Van Dam and the TNA World Heavyweight Championship? Kurt Angle. Pay attention.

- What does Abyss have planned for Desmond Wolfe and Chelsea on Thursday night? At Sacrifice, Abyss beat Wolfe in the "Chelsea vs. Ring" match, and gains control of Wolfe's valet for 30 days!

- What will be the fallout from the Jay Lethal/Ric Flair brawl on Sunday night at the Pay-Per-View? Tune in Thursday and find out!

- Is war about to erupt between Team 3D and Ink Inc after what happened at Sacrifice? Find out on Thursday!

All this and much more on Thursday night at 9/8c on SpikeTV - including news on the upcoming "Slammiversary" Pay-Per-View!

It's like frackin' Christmas for me. THe intro returns and all!

**RYTMAN** · 05-20-2010 08:10 PM

Rytman;
Present!

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 05-20-2010 08:16 PM

(05-20-2010 08:10 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Rytman;
Present!

The Jeff Jarrett to BWF's TNA is here!

**J.T.** · 05-20-2010 08:20 PM

(05-20-2010 08:16 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:10 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Rytman;
Present!

The Jeff Jarrett to BWF's TNA is here!

You know I'm in the house! What my title is I don't know, but I'm here.

**The Green Teabagger** · 05-20-2010 08:21 PM

(05-20-2010 08:16 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:10 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Rytman;
Present!

The Jeff Jarrett to BWF's TNA is here!

If you're Jeff Jarrett, then who's your Hogan? And is Drow your Dixie Carter?

**RYTMAN** · 05-20-2010 08:22 PM

Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 05-20-2010 08:23 PM

(05-20-2010 08:21 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:16 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:10 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Rytman;
Present!

The Jeff Jarrett to BWF's TNA is here!

If you're Jeff Jarrett, then who's your Hogan? And is Drow your Dixie Carter?

I don't think there is a Hulk Hogan here. I'm still in charge.

**The Green Teabagger** · 05-20-2010 08:25 PM

(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

**RYTMAN** · 05-20-2010 08:28 PM

(05-20-2010 08:25 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

Ummm...
What does two out of three get me?
(Side Note: I wanna be Father James Mitchel.)

**The Green Teabagger** · 05-20-2010 08:30 PM

(05-20-2010 08:28 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:25 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

Ummm...
What does two out of three get me?
(Side Note: I wanna be Father James Mitchel.)

Um, there was four....and do you want to be Abyss's father? Tongue

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 05-20-2010 08:32 PM

(05-20-2010 08:30 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:28 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:25 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

Ummm...
What does two out of three get me?
(Side Note: I wanna be Father James Mitchel.)

Um, there was four....and do you want to be Abyss's father?

If I were taking any of that dude's gimmicks, I'd be The Sinister Minister. Anybody pisses me off, I can sick Yoshihiro Tajiri and Mikey Whipwreck on them.

**RYTMAN** · 05-20-2010 08:34 PM

(05-20-2010 08:30 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:28 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:25 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

Ummm...
What does two out of three get me?
(Side Note: I wanna be Father James Mitchel.)

Um, there was four....and do you want to be Abyss's father?

My way, you can work in a Meatloaf refrence.
YOUR CUE JT!

**The Green Teabagger** · 05-20-2010 08:37 PM

The only Meat Loaf I care about is the Turkey Meatloaf I use for meatloaf sandwiches.

**J.T.** · 05-20-2010 08:40 PM

(05-20-2010 08:34 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:30 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:28 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:25 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

Ummm...
What does two out of three get me?
(Side Note: I wanna be Father James Mitchel.)

Um, there was four....and do you want to be Abyss's father?

My way, you can work in a Meatloaf refrence.
YOUR CUE JT!

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 05-20-2010 08:40 PM

(05-20-2010 08:34 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:30 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:28 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:25 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

Ummm...
What does two out of three get me?
(Side Note: I wanna be Father James Mitchel.)

Um, there was four....and do you want to be Abyss's father?

My way, you can work in a Meatloaf refrence.
YOUR CUE JT!

**RYTMAN** · 05-20-2010 08:43 PM

(05-20-2010 08:40 PM)J.T. Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:34 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:30 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:28 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:25 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

Ummm...
What does two out of three get me?
(Side Note: I wanna be Father James Mitchel.)

Um, there was four....and do you want to be Abyss's father?

My way, you can work in a Meatloaf refrence.
YOUR CUE JT!

excellent work as always my friend.

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 05-20-2010 08:43 PM

(05-20-2010 08:40 PM)J.T. Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:34 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:30 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:28 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:25 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

Ummm...
What does two out of three get me?
(Side Note: I wanna be Father James Mitchel.)

Um, there was four....and do you want to be Abyss's father?

My way, you can work in a Meatloaf refrence.
YOUR CUE JT!

Hey, I recognize that guy - His name was Robert Paulson.

**J.T.** · 05-20-2010 08:44 PM

(05-20-2010 08:43 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:40 PM)J.T. Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:34 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:30 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:28 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:25 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

Ummm...
What does two out of three get me?
(Side Note: I wanna be Father James Mitchel.)

Um, there was four....and do you want to be Abyss's father?

My way, you can work in a Meatloaf refrence.
YOUR CUE JT!

Hey, I recognize that guy - His name was Robert Paulson.

His daughter is married to Scott Ian from Anthrax!

**RYTMAN** · 05-20-2010 08:44 PM

(05-20-2010 08:40 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:34 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:30 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:28 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:25 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

Ummm...
What does two out of three get me?
(Side Note: I wanna be Father James Mitchel.)

Um, there was four....and do you want to be Abyss's father?

My way, you can work in a Meatloaf refrence.
YOUR CUE JT!

Should've let him sleep on it.

**J.T.** · 05-20-2010 08:44 PM

(05-20-2010 08:43 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:40 PM)J.T. Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:34 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:30 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:28 PM)RYTMAN Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:25 PM)The Green Teabagger Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:22 PM)RYTMAN Wrote: Oh shit;
Am I Bubba the love sponge?

Are you a lousy excuse for a human being?

Do you have a large angry black woman who wants to beat the everloving shit out of you?

Are you a poor man's version of Howard Stern?

Do you suck more than Aaton Wood?

Ummm...
What does two out of three get me?
(Side Note: I wanna be Father James Mitchel.)

Um, there was four....and do you want to be Abyss's father?

My way, you can work in a Meatloaf refrence.
YOUR CUE JT!

excellent work as always my friend.

Your Welcome Bow

**J.T.** · 05-20-2010 08:45 PM

Hey does anybody know where I should store a year's worth of contact lenses?

**RYTMAN** · 05-20-2010 08:46 PM

Getting back to the TNA anaology;
Are we gonna book two guys to play goofy versions of Guttman/Wood and use them in pointless skits?

***ThinkSoJoE*** · 05-20-2010 08:46 PM

(05-20-2010 08:45 PM)J.T. Wrote: Hey does anybody know where I should store a year's worth of contact lenses?

I thought you were going with the lasik surgery?

**RYTMAN** · 05-20-2010 08:47 PM

(05-20-2010 08:45 PM)J.T. Wrote: Hey does anybody know where I should store a year's worth of contact lenses?

That could invite some hostile punchlines JT.

**J.T.** · 05-20-2010 08:48 PM

(05-20-2010 08:46 PM)ThinkSoJoE Wrote:
(05-20-2010 08:45 PM)J.T. Wrote: Hey does anybody know where I should store a year's worth of contact lenses?

I thought you were going with the lasik surgery?

Um, no I was getting new contact lenses. And I got disposable ones which I've never had before, so I have a year's worth and I don't know where to keep them without the cats finding them an getting into them.

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